Here Is A Proven Graph For All You Trick Or Treater's.........
How scared you get Smarties eaten Toilet paper used for trees
Toilet paper used for sugar-related IBS episodes Potential sexiness of your costume
Willingness to give away candy Likelihood of being a corpse for Halloween
3 comments:
I'm at the smartie-eating, mostly likely to be a corpse stage. There's scary.
you may want to look back on that graph. there is no smartie-eating stage. there is a good reason for that. 8/10 smarties are actually made up of recycled smarties. they normally find those smarties in the trash bins of elementary school cafeterias where all the "untradeable" food items go. they find another large source of recyclable smarties in old peoples halloween candy stashes. No actual eating of the smarties occurs, however.
LOL! That is so true about smarties. The world is a little less mysterious now. I wonder if those little mini snickers bars were also invented to recycle left over nasties. They just mush them up, puree them into a carmel like sauce, add peanuts to disguise any lumpy things, and then cover them in waxy chocolate. Yum!
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